Vati Qoutes (again)

V: "Dost thou know what fire reminds me of? Turkey."
S: "I'm not even going to ask..." 15 words

V: "Hast thou ever seen a banshee? Huh- uh. Me either." 10 words

MC: What are you doing?"
V: "Knotting ribbon."
MC: "Why?"
V: "To keep the squirrels away." 12 words

V: "Ducks have always loved me. It's because of my earlobes." 10 words

V: "Thou know somebody spontaneously combusted because of that, do not you? He used a nymph's tree as a bathroom."
S: "And then the lightning lord zapped him?"
V: "Don't be silly. There's no lightning lord."
S: "I see."
V: "No, it was the burlap queen who got him." 43 words (I think)