Nonsense and yodelling- Vati's corner

The wind whistles through the trees
Asking a question: Who do you love?
Smile at the moon; she giggles back
Nothing is better than this.
La lay loo, sing and dance
The stars will kiss the sky.
Nap in the cradle of the treetop's arms,
Wake to resounding joy. 50 words

River rushes round and round,
Ring the rain's resounding sound.
Sing a song that's super sweet,
Sweep the one you want to meet.
Dance a jig, kiss a pig,
Make your partner wear a wig,
Eat a sweet and cloying fig,
Welcome to the world. 45 words

My sweethart sings to the dogwood trees,
Skip-la-rye in the evening breeze.
Dribbling sky, glistening ground,
Stew pot boiling pound by pound.
Drip drop oodle-oodle-oo
Plink plunk loodle-oodle-ai
Little laddy swings
As his little lady sings
Spin around in the rain. 47 words

Lilly, lilly, lilly on a wild cactus tree!
Get a load of me
Singing to the bees!
Many are enslaved at heart and few are truly free,
All the freemen sing along:
Oh... 33 words

Vati: "It's like Christmas all over again!"
MC: "What's Christmas?"
Vati: "Umm..." 9 words

(X rattles something)
MC: "What did he say?"
Vati: "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful fingernails?"
MC: "What did he say, Vati?"
Vati: "He wants you to take an edya's bladder filled with wax and stuff it down my throat. 36 words plus X's speech

MC: "Why is it you can understand (English) but not speak it?"
(X rattles something)
MC: "What?"
Vati: "He says if he were to speak (English), your vocal chords would not be able to take it." 30 words, plus X's speech

(Rabbit dashes through the forest. Vati stares longingly after it.)
Vati: "Those were the good old days..." 6 words

MC: "Why are you always so angry, X?"
(X rattles something.)
Vati: "Who are you calling a stewpot, you lump of initialized meat maggot?" 26 words, plus X's speech

Vati: "His name is X V I L D C Q."
MC: "Ecks Vee... How do you spell that?"
Vati: "You don't, honey. It's initials. Like the Trumans. I suggest you just call him X. Or Lord Paper Hamstrings." 31 words

MC: "Are you aware that nothing you say makes sense?"
Vati: "Of course! It's good for your colon." 16 words

Vati: "We should start a travelling music group! I'll play the lyresichord!"
MC: "The what?"
Vati: "It's the harpsichord's portable brother. When's lunch?" 20 words

MC: "I didn't know you were going to have a baby!"
Vati: "It was supposed... to be a secret." (grunts in pain) "You know how to be a midwife?" 24 words

Total word count: 367