Friday, August 15, 2008

More Vati Moments

V: "Hey, listen to that! There's an ECHO...Echo...echo..." 9 words

MC: "Why are you singing directional arrows?"
V: "It's highly entertaining!" (Hylian-tertaining) 9 words

V: "Shove that up your hat and chew it!" 8 words

V: (swaying and saying "swish")
MC: "Vati, what are you doing?"
V: "Shh. I'm practicing my tree calls. Swish! Shoosh! Cree! Cratunk! Chick, chick, chick!" 8 words

V: "That's better than a cleeok between the ears, I'd say."
MC: "What's a cleeok?"
X: (agrees)
V: "I'll explain when you're older." 18 words plus X's speech

V: "Ten... Eleven... Thirteen..."
MC: You skipped twelve."
"It's too lucky. Fourteen... Fifteen..." 11 words

X: (rattles something)
MC: "What did he say?"
V: After all this is over, he wants you to come meet his family and be his wife. Either that, or he is tired." 32 words plus X's speech

V: "Oh, I'll be my own guitar. (imitates strings being strummed, frowns.) Out of tune. Dang." 10 words

V: "His name is Kyr'rith-heaton. He's named after... well, okay, I made the name up. But I still think someone famous should have had that name."
S: "He's going to have an awful case of mistaken identity."
V: "Why's that?"
S: Nobody's going to call him Kyr'ra- whatever. It's impossible to pronounce. I like Jaspyr."
(Argument ensues over name. Suggestions are as follows: V- Kyr'rith-heaton S-Jaspyr MC- Jaspyr X- R D I L X H- K/J)
V: "We are calling him Kyr'rith-heaton. I am his mother and that is the name I gave him. The rest of you can just deal with it."
S: (mutters) "I'm still calling him Jaspyr." 82 words, plus argument

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